Moody Margaret’s Jokes

Boy: I have three noses, five eyes and four mouths. What am I?
Girl: Very ugly.

Why was the boy upset when he won the prize for the scariest costume at the Halloween party?
Because he only came to pick up his little sister!

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

What do snakes learn at school?

What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

How do you make a pirate angry?
Take away the ‘p’and he becomes irate.

Did you hear about the boy who put on a clean pair of socks every day?
By the end of the week he couldn’t get his shoes on!


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