Rude Ralph’s Jokes

Who shouted ‘knickers’ at the Big Bad Wolf?
Little Rude Riding Hood

What did the traffic lights say to the car?
Don’t look at me, I’m changing

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus

What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant

What flies through the air and stinks?
A smelly-copter

 

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