Greedy Graham’s Jokes
Waiter, do you serve fish?
Sit down, sir, we serve anybody
Waiter, this egg is bad.
Don’t blame me, I only laid the table
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, sir, it’ll be round
How do you stop someone stealing fast food?
Fit a burger alarm
Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook
Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!
Why are bananas good at gymnastics?
Because they’re great at doing the splits
Why can’t you play sports in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Can you do better? Tell us a joke then!!