Greedy Graham’s Jokes

Waiter, do you serve fish?
Sit down, sir, we serve anybody

Waiter, this egg is bad.
Don’t blame me, I only laid the table

Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, sir, it’ll be round

How do you stop someone stealing fast food?
Fit a burger alarm

Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Because they can’t cook

Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!

Why are bananas good at gymnastics?
Because they’re great at doing the splits

Why can’t you play sports in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!


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