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My worst enemies
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Peter
Nickname:
Perfect
Worst features:
too many to count
Best feature:
none
Most evil crime:
being born |
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Margaret
Nickname:
Moody
Worst features:
grouchy, bossy
Best feature:
owns a pirate hook, sabre and cutlass
Most evil crime:
living next door |
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Susan
Nickname:
Sour
Worst feature:
whining, moaning copycat
Best feature:
slaps Margaret
Most evil crime:
joining Margaret’s secret club |
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Steve
Nickname:
Stuck-up
Worst feature:
always bragging about how rich he is
Best feature:
lives far away
Most evil crime:
trying to trick me into thinking his house was haunted |
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Bill
Nickname:
Bossy
Worst feature:
mean, double-crossing creep
Best feature:
doesn’t go to my school
Most evil crime:
getting me into trouble at Dad’s office |
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Rebecca
Nickname:
Rabid
Worst features:
toughest teen in town. Makes children go to bed early and hogs the TV.
Best feature:
scared of spiders
Most evil crime:
making me go to bed at
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My Evil Enemies: The Ghastly Grown-ups!
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Nurse Needle
Most evil crime:
giving me an injection |
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Boudicca Battle-Axe
Most evil crime:
being my teacher |
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Greasy Greta the Demon Dinner Lady
Most evil crime:
nicking my crisps |
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Soggy Sid
Most evil crime:
ordering me into the pool |
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Impatience Tutu
Most evil crime:
making me be a raindrop |
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Ninius Nerdon
Most evil crime:
thinking he could beat me |
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Prissy Polly
Most evil crime:
forcing me to be a page boy |
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Pimply Paul
Most evil crime:
marrying Prissy Polly |
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Worst babysitters
Tetchy Tess
Crabby Chris
Angry Anna
Rabid Rebecca
Read all about my baby-sitter experiences in Horrid Henry and the Bogey Babysitter
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Other things I hate…
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Homework
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Boring holidays
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Walks
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Fresh air
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Healthy food
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Bedtime
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Greatest victories!
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Tricking Bossy Bill into photocopying his bottom
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Switching Christmas presents with Stuck-up Steve
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Stinkbombing Moody Margaret’s Secret Club
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Enlisting Sour Susan as a double agent
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Defeating Rabid Rebecca
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Escaping Lisping Lily
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Being older, bigger and cleverer than Perfect Peter
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