Meet my evil enemies 

My worst enemies 

                   

Peter

Nickname:
Perfect
Worst features:
too many to count
Best feature:
none
Most evil crime:
being born
         

Margaret

Nickname:
Moody
Worst features:
grouchy, bossy
Best feature:
owns a pirate hook, sabre and cutlass
Most evil crime:
living next door
         

Susan

Nickname
Sour
Worst feature:
whining, moaning copycat
Best feature:
slaps Margaret
Most evil crime:
joining Margaret’s secret club
         
         
   

Steve

Nickname:
Stuck-up
Worst feature:
always bragging about how rich he is
Best feature:
lives far away
Most evil crime:
trying to trick me into thinking his house was haunted
 

Bill

Nickname:
Bossy
Worst feature:
mean, double-crossing creep
Best feature:
doesn’t go to my school
Most evil crime:
getting me into trouble at Dad’s office
 

Rebecca

Nickname
Rabid
Worst features
toughest teen in town.  Makes children go to bed early and hogs the TV.
Best feature
scared of spiders
Most evil crime
making me go to bed at
7pm!
         
         
         

My Evil Enemies: The Ghastly Grown-ups!

         
                   

Nurse Needle

Most evil crime
giving me an injection
         

Boudicca Battle-Axe

Most evil crime
being my teacher
 

Greasy Greta the Demon Dinner Lady

Most evil crime
nicking my crisps
         

Soggy Sid

Most evil crime
ordering me into the pool
         

Impatience Tutu

Most evil crime
making me be a raindrop
 

Ninius Nerdon

Most evil crime
thinking he could beat me
         

Prissy Polly

Most evil crime
forcing me to be a page boy
         

Pimply Paul

Most evil crime
marrying Prissy Polly
   
         
 

Worst babysitters

Tetchy Tess
Crabby Chris
Angry Anna
Rabid Rebecca

Read all about my baby-sitter experiences in Horrid Henry and the Bogey Babysitter

 

         

Other things I hate…

  • Homework

  • Boring holidays

  • Walks

  • Fresh air

  • Healthy food

  • Bedtime

     

Greatest victories!

  • Tricking Bossy Bill into photocopying his bottom

  • Switching Christmas presents with Stuck-up Steve

  • Stinkbombing Moody Margaret’s Secret Club

  • Enlisting Sour Susan as a double agent

  • Defeating Rabid Rebecca

  • Escaping Lisping Lily

  • Being older, bigger and cleverer than Perfect Peter