what do get if cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frost bite!!!!!!!!!

From corey, aged 7 years old, from gatesheads
What did the policeman say to the snowman?

FREEZE!

From Tia, aged 9 years old, from englad
Why did the banana go to the doctors

Because he wasn't peeling very well!

From Corey, aged 7 years old, from Gateshead
Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean get away.

From Jessica, aged 11 years old, from united kingdom
Doctor! Doctor! I cant fall asleep

Well sit on the end of bed, you will soon drop off!

From Grace, aged 10 years old, from Essex
What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

From Ben, aged 9 years old, from Antrim
What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed!

From naomi, aged 9 years old, from kircaldy
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9!

From bethan, aged 7 years old, from britol
What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonade!

From madhu, aged 7 years old, from london
Why can't skeletons go to a party?

Because they have no body to go with!

From Muhammad, aged 10 years old, from Leicester

 

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