Why did captain hook cross the road?

because he wanted to go to the second hand shop!

From jennifer, aged 7 years old, from harlow
Why Did The One Hand Skeleton Cross The Road?

To Get To The Second Hand Shop

From Jasmin, aged 10 years old, from SHEFFIELD
Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well

From Helen, aged 7 years old, from Derby
What do you get when you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies

From Isaac, aged 6 years old
Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he wasn’t peeling well

From William, aged 7 years old
Why did the toilet roll try to roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get to the bottom

From Hugo, aged 8 years old
Why was the maths book so unhappy?

Because it was full of problems

From Sasha, from Leicestershire
A horse walked into a bar.

The barman said “Why the long face?”

From Nathan, from Leicester
What do you call an investigator in bed?

Undercover

From Samuel, from Essex
What did the chameleon say when the kangaroo peeked in his bathroom?

Don’t look, I’m changing!

From Jessica, from Yorkshire

 

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