Why can’t you put 4 people in a pumpkin?
Because it is a squashFrom Thomas, aged 6 years old
How did the elephant get up the tree?
It sat on an acorn and waited for it to growFrom Henry, aged 6 years old
Where would you find a dinosaur-cow’s bones?
In a “moo-seum”From Lauren, aged 7 years old
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffaloFrom Edward, aged 6 years old
How can you tell if a dinosaur is a vegetarian?
Lie on a plateFrom Stephen, from Cape Town
What did the lion say when he ate the clown?
This tastes funnyFrom Luke, aged 5 years old
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To get to the second hand shopFrom Jacob, aged 6 years old
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Buzz offFrom Erin, aged 8 years old
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the headFrom Alex, aged 10 years old
What does a dentist do on a rollercoaster?
He braces himself.From Christopher , aged 8 years old