Why can’t you put 4 people in a pumpkin?

Because it is a squash

From Thomas, aged 6 years old
How did the elephant get up the tree?

It sat on an acorn and waited for it to grow

From Henry, aged 6 years old
Where would you find a dinosaur-cow’s bones?

In a “moo-seum”

From Lauren, aged 7 years old
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo

From Edward, aged 6 years old
How can you tell if a dinosaur is a vegetarian?

Lie on a plate

From Stephen, from Cape Town
What did the lion say when he ate the clown?

This tastes funny

From Luke, aged 5 years old
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

From Jacob, aged 6 years old
What did the bee say to the other bee?

Buzz off

From Erin, aged 8 years old
What do you get if you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head

From Alex, aged 10 years old
What does a dentist do on a rollercoaster?

He braces himself.

From Christopher , aged 8 years old


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