How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

Wave to him.

From Tom, from Worcester
What's the difference between broccoli and bogies?

Kids don’t eat broccoli!

From Jeremy, aged 8 years old, from Eltham
What do you call a man who forgets to put his underpants on?

Nicholas !

From Jackie, aged 6 years old, from London

 

Can you do better? Tell us a joke then!!

 

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